Total Medals Earned: 1,347 (From 246 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,530 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (110/110 points)
You Rolled 3
YOU GOT A SIX WIN
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/50 points)
Unlock First 8 Levels
Unlock first 16 levels
Unlock first 24 levels
Beat all the levels
Medals Earned: 3/19 (25/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Dispense of the boy.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (15/100 points)
Mouseover your character.
Avenge the poor dwarf, mercilessly ambushed one cloudy night.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/215 points)
Fill the power bar.
Get over 300 distance points.
Get run over by a train.
Get over 600 distance points.
Smash a robot.
Escape the police.
Collect over 100 coins in a single drop.
Reach the ground.
Medals Earned: 5/10 (25/50 points)
We need robots
Doesn't like people
Not sincere enough
What about counting flyers?
Out of luck
You're too good for us
Too smart
We don't have a budget for missing persons
You've already had those
Are we getting nervous?
Medals Earned: 1/18 (10/460 points)
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (220/220 points)
Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
Find the Secret Room
Really? That's even possible?
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Get all the candy.
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!